Jokes. List 'em. Plz. Notice me. Notice me senpai.

What do you call a drunk Muslim?

Mohammered.

Wanna know a joke? My life.

But Muslims can't get Drunk D:

We aren't allowed to drink x> (wot face is that)

But Muslims can't get Drunk D:

We aren't allowed to drink x> (wot face is that)

DarkLightZara

Exactly why they'd get Mohammered if they do

There are 40 cows and 38 chickens. How many didn't? (Read it out loud and you'll understand eventually ;) )

There are 40 cows and 38 chickens. How many didn't? (Read it out loud and you'll understand eventually ;) )

ToxicatedMonkey

30 cows and 28 chickens, not 40 and 38

Why do white girls travel in odd numbers? Because the can't even. (*Horrible stereotypical white girl impression* Like, I literally can't even right now.)

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Ww2 Jokes HEHEHEHE