This is posted on the behalf of MrsNochos, who sold her devices for catnip. This is what she said; word for word. I did not make any of this up.

hy im sara. im 21 yrs old. i think i shuld b staf cuz im kewl. i can giv ppl katnyp. and i kan also twurk. u can contact me at any time at [email protected]

*applauds*

tyty

i will b bst owner ty

pat is a losr, can do much bettr.

ye ye

dont insult mommy

*insults u insted*