possibly wont be able to do any shit for a while, seeing i no longer have a phone, keyboard, and a very irritated father.

dont ask

how the hell do people type with onscreen keyboards

idk how long ill be "out" for, but the only way ill be on is steam, if even that

so ye

a week maybe? probably more

oh sarah hahahahaha

die

Dear lord Sarah, I was worried that you died or something.

I'm still somewhat alive. 

Alrhough i do have my phone now, just grounded from laptop 

because 

reasons 

so yeah 

because you've been naughty tut tut

she's been writing dirty messages to her lover

Not quite

She was writing a dirty novel so fast it broke the keyboard. Pretty certain this is what happened

She was probably grounded from extreme good-at-minecraft-ness