rip jake

cause of death-- drowning in shower

day of birth-- feb 31 100BC 

date of death-- whatever day it is today 

he shall be missed ),:

NOOOOO BUT JEKIRA

IT WAS ALL OVER THE MAGAZINES D;

Settle down, Jake is not dead. 

I have reverse-engineered a revival machine I had found and stole Jake's body from the funeral. I revived him and he is now alive. 

You're welcome.