At long last, we have caught the wild Ethan in its natural habitat!

(Had this creature's permission to post it x3)

AMIRIGHT

NO

This is glorious.

But, Brenna, Many have ventured off deep into the heart of Sneyersul to study the creatures that live there. Such as the wild Ethan, the Livveh Lemon and the Whalian Whale. 

None have returned alive or with their minds intact.

How did you make it out of there alive and sane?

Well, you made it out alive. That's for sure. I'm not sure about the sane part...

They've never been sane nezz...

TO PAT: mmhmm that's what I said (but not as glorious as bae <3)

TO R34PER: orly

TO NEZZ: What Josh said about sanity. And also, I barely survived...the wrecking ball hit me  a few times.

TO JOSH: ROOD

That must have hurt. From the reports of those who DID come back alive. The wrecking ball has small needles on it. Anything other than the Ethan gets injected with a strange substance that causes sane people to start hallucinating and go crazy. 

But, you're good. The substance won't have any effect on you.

I'm planning an expedition deep into the Sneyersulian Jungles to find the ultra rare Giraffe Bond. Rumour has it that it's a giraffe that wears a tuxedo. Any volunteers willing to come with me?

Rawr!  (I will!)

I vounteer as tribute