HERE IS A PETITION.

WE CANNOT LET JACOB RESIGN.

WE CANNOT!

Comment down below if you think Jacob MUST STAY!

HOWEVER, if you are a COMPLETE IDIOT/DRUNK/BOTH and think Jacob should leave, DO NOT COMMENT.

Danke OuO

Now....

-locks Jacob in a safe-

-puts safe in closet-

-locks closet-

-eats both keys-

GG

I Dont Want Him To Resign

Did you make sure he didn't have any jackhammers, lasers or diamond-tipped power drills with him when you put him in the safe? 

no

JAKES RESIGNING? WHAAT o3o SINCE WHEEN? I know its sad and all and I dont want him too, but Its what he wants. We might as well support him >.> #DontH8JustSc8

You didnt.....

Go check to see if he's still in the safe. 

I never said I was. Meaning, it's not set in stone

I'm just mildly tired of catching flak from those who can't listen to me when I tell them they are wrong when it comes to rules.

#Jacob4StayOrRiot

*steals Jacob jackhammer and stuff*

*gives him lunch consisting of a chair, a table, and one pie.*

COUGH KAYLA HANGOUTS COUGH