the Kanto Region Armed Forces

Here's the story so far. Albeit with some minor editing. 

Your grammar is atrocious. But, meh.

A long time ago, in a house there was a llama that wanted to eat an alpaca. A man went hunting for llamas in the near by area. He saw the house and realized staff members can't count. 

Sadly, this made the man burn his house down and eat a wild pikachu with Jalapeño sauce. He thought it was delicious so he choked to death. But his donkey went NEEEIIGGHHHH and kicked the half eaten pikachu and it realized staff cant count. So then it took a gun and shot Pat dead and LlamaDuck because he's anti-semitic. 

Wyatt than rolled over and went into a fetal position and cried his eyes out then to realise that all his life, he just wanted to become a duck. He liked ducks. A lot. He was never able to become what he always wanted to be. So he stood at a cliff looking off and went into his backpack and pulled out a musket and gunpowder, so he could shoot another pikachu. He then realized staff STILL can't count. But continued hunting pikachu until the Kanto Region Armed Forces

came in and took him

to their top secret base

where they could eat tea,

drink many hot beverages, and

grow taco plants for the

Italian mafia to sell to their

Pokemon counterparts, the Squirtle squad.

The Squirtle Squad decided to