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Alas... (THIS IS KAYLA I'M TOO LAZY TO LOG OUT OF BRENNA'S)

As the tears fall from my eyes, I desperately look for something I could use as a weapon. Just as my hopes have almost vanished forever, I see it.

A hot sauce gun.

I waste no time; I dash to the gun and grab it. I turn and see Toxic and Josh running towards me, throwing waffles at me, but I do not panic, for they are no match for my hot sauce gun!

I blast the saucy stuff in their eyes as this song plays: http://www.itemvn.com/song/?s=29A7C9AE44

They rear back, wiping the fiery liquid from their eyes.

"Alas!" screams Toxic. "You have bested us this time-but fear not, for the mighty Andrew has built a failed cannon at your base! We will also attempt to burn down the trees around your base! But your base has no trees around it, therefore shan't be affected! You are so done for!"

And with that, they flee from the fray.

"We have again defeated NOVA! and Toxic!"

Everyone cheers, but no one congradulates me, as defeating NOVA! and Toxic is not neccesarily difficult. 

After that we all eat tacos at Taco Bell!

"These nochos <3" Jacob says gleefully.

"MINE!" I shout as I snatch them from him.

"OI!" I hear Will screech. "GIMME DEM NOCHOS!"

"Never!" I call back to him, throwing a muffin at him.

"DIE!" Josh says. He begins throwing waffles at us all.

"I GOT DIS BRUH!" Chloe tells us all.

"JAIL XNINJAOSHAWOTT FOREVER!" she screams triumphantly.

Josh disappears forever!

We all eat tacos.

THE END :D