ahahahahha...

There wont be a next time.

Of course they'll be a next time. I'll make sure you will live until your next birthday.

You. Will. Not. Die while I'm still alive. 

*protects Lily*

I hope you had a very nice birthday, Mom.

It was "great", Son.

Oh god

Now, whoever wants to kill Lily would have to go through me and Kayla first. Good luck with that, potential assassins.

If you're all we'll have to deal with, then there shouldn't be many problems on our part.

My birthday was on January 4th!