...Murder doesn't come in handy here, does it...we can't really assassinat-WAIT, WHAT IF HE BRINGS PATBOTS BACK!?

rip

Well, I am prepared. Ever since I heard of the devastation the PatBots brought, (I still do not know how they were defeated) I have been preparing for the day they return. I have been building a army of robotic whales, Mechs and NezzBots. When they return, they'll regret existing in the first place.

NezzBots? 

pssh JoshBots are soooo much better buy yours for only $17482358 today!

Dang, I [EDIT]couldn't pay that much for the chance to live.

17.5 Million only? A NezzBot costs 60 Million. Yet, one would loose in a duel with a PatBot. JoshBots wont stand a chance. Its like putting a magikarp up against Arceus .

PatBots harness the power of the mysterious Po Essence. This is a technology I do not have. Yet.

Po Essence is really potent stuff. No wonder Ploddy Claus uses it to power his sleigh. 

Kayla created PatBots. She's evil I tell you!

SHE'S ALSO FABULONGOSHOOMARVELISHLYWONDERPIPICAL. :)

I know their weakness now! Ramen. No bot programmed by Kayla can resist ramen. All we have to do is lead the PatBots away from sneyersul to somewhere dangerous. Like Mount Doom. Then, we throw the ramen into the volcano and the stupid PatBots jump after the ramen into their firey death. Hopefully, Kayla will too. ( Nah, I know you aren't THAT stupid)

you'll never find the JoshBots' weakness!

it may or may not be adorable puppies

Or is it a redstone timer thingamajigger big enough to time a whole 12 minutes?